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Where to Eat in New Orleans

Every New Orleans spot we’ve rated from Delicious as F*ck to Nope.

Emeril's
New Orleans

Emeril's

Lower Garden District · $$ · American

Delicious as F*ck
Dakar NOLA
New Orleans

Dakar NOLA

Uptown · $ · Senegalese

Delicious as F*ck
Acamaya
New Orleans

Acamaya

Bywater · $ · Mexican

Delicious as F*ck
Saint-Germain
New Orleans

Saint-Germain

Bywater · $$ · French

Delicious as F*ck
Zasu
New Orleans

Zasu

Mid-City · $$

Delicious as F*ck
Pêche Seafood Grill
New Orleans

Pêche Seafood Grill

Warehouse District · $$ · American

Delicious
Cochon RESTAURANT
New Orleans

Cochon RESTAURANT

Warehouse District · $ · Cajun

Delicious
Herbsaint
New Orleans

Herbsaint

Central Business District · $$ · French

Delicious
Turkey and the Wolf
New Orleans

Turkey and the Wolf

Lower Garden District · $ · American

Delicious
Compère Lapin
New Orleans

Compère Lapin

Warehouse District · $$ · American

Delicious
MaMou
New Orleans

MaMou

French Quarter · $ · French

Delicious
Saffron Nola
New Orleans

Saffron Nola

Uptown · $$ · Indian

Delicious
Hungry Eyes
New Orleans

Hungry Eyes

Uptown · $ · American

Delicious
Mister Mao
New Orleans

Mister Mao

Uptown · $ · Latin American

Delicious
Lufu Nola
New Orleans

Lufu Nola

Central Business District · $ · Indian

Delicious
Saint Claire
New Orleans

Saint Claire

Algiers · $$ · French

Delicious
Atchafalaya Restaurant
New Orleans

Atchafalaya Restaurant

Uptown · $$ · American

Delicious
Dooky Chase Restaurant
New Orleans

Dooky Chase Restaurant

Tremé · $ · Creole

Delicious
Domilise's Po-Boy & Bar
New Orleans

Domilise's Po-Boy & Bar

Uptown · $ · Sandwiches

Delicious
Parkway Bakery & Tavern
New Orleans

Parkway Bakery & Tavern

Mid-City · $ · American

Delicious
Cochon Butcher
New Orleans

Cochon Butcher

Lower Garden District · $ · American

Delicious
La Petite Grocery
New Orleans

La Petite Grocery

Uptown · $$ · French

Delicious
Clancy's Restaurant
New Orleans

Clancy's Restaurant

Uptown · $$ · American

Delicious
Commander's Palace
New Orleans

Commander's Palace

Garden District · $$ · Cajun

Delicious
GW Fins
New Orleans

GW Fins

French Quarter · $$ · Seafood

Damn Good
The Kingsway
New Orleans

The Kingsway

Uptown · $$

Damn Good
Willie Mae's NOLA
New Orleans

Willie Mae's NOLA

Central Business District · $ · American

Damn Good
Patois
New Orleans

Patois

Uptown · $$ · Seafood

Damn Good
Addis Nola
New Orleans

Addis Nola

Seventh Ward · $ · African

Damn Good
Killer PoBoys
New Orleans

Killer PoBoys

French Quarter · $ · Sandwiches

Damn Good
Saba
New Orleans

Saba

Uptown · $$ · Israeli

Damn Good
Café Reconcile
New Orleans

Café Reconcile

Central City · $ · Soul Food

Damn Good
August
New Orleans

August

Central Business District · $$ · French

Damn Good
Evviva
New Orleans

Evviva

Marigny · $$ · Mediterranean

Damn Good
Brennan's
New Orleans

Brennan's

French Quarter · $$ · American

Damn Good
Osteria Lupo
New Orleans

Osteria Lupo

Uptown · $$ · Italian

Damn Good
Brigtsen's Restaurant
New Orleans

Brigtsen's Restaurant

Uptown · $$ · Creole

Damn Good
Jewel of the South
New Orleans

Jewel of the South

French Quarter · $$ · American

Damn Good
Porgy’s Seafood Market
New Orleans

Porgy’s Seafood Market

Mid-City · $ · Seafood

Damn Good
Toups Meatery
New Orleans

Toups Meatery

Mid-City · $ · American

Damn Good
Fritai
New Orleans

Fritai

Tremé · $ · Haitian

Damn Good
Li'l Dizzy's Cafe
New Orleans

Li'l Dizzy's Cafe

Tremé · $ · American

Damn Good
Gianna Restaurant
New Orleans

Gianna Restaurant

Central Business District · $ · Italian

Damn Good
1000 Figs
New Orleans

1000 Figs

Mid-City · $ · Mediterranean

Damn Good
Jamila's Cafe
New Orleans

Jamila's Cafe

Carrollton · $ · Mediterranean

Damn Good
Bacchanal Fine Wine & Spirits
New Orleans

Bacchanal Fine Wine & Spirits

Bywater · $ · Wine Bar

Damn Good
Willa Jean
New Orleans

Willa Jean

Central Business District · $ · American

Damn Good
Maïs Arepas
New Orleans

Maïs Arepas

Central City · $ · Colombian

Damn Good
Tân Định
New Orleans

Tân Định

Gretna · $ · Vietnamese

Damn Good
Liuzza's by the Track
New Orleans

Liuzza's by the Track

Mid-City · $ · Cajun

Damn Good
Paladar 511
New Orleans

Paladar 511

Bywater · $$ · Italian

Damn Good
Bistro Daisy
New Orleans

Bistro Daisy

Uptown · $$ · American

Damn Good
Heard Dat Kitchen
New Orleans

Heard Dat Kitchen

Central City · $ · American

Damn Good
Mandina's Restaurant
New Orleans

Mandina's Restaurant

Mid-City · $ · Seafood

Damn Good
Gabrielle Restaurant
New Orleans

Gabrielle Restaurant

Tremé · $ · Cajun

Damn Good
Seaworthy
New Orleans

Seaworthy

Warehouse District · $$ · American

Worth Trying
Napoleon House
New Orleans

Napoleon House

French Quarter · $ · Cajun

Worth Trying
Mosca's Restaurant | Italian
New Orleans

Mosca's Restaurant | Italian

Westwego · $$ · Italian

Worth Trying
The High Hat Cafe
New Orleans

The High Hat Cafe

Freret · $ · American

Worth Trying
LUVI Restaurant
New Orleans

LUVI Restaurant

Uptown · $ · Asian

Worth Trying
Chada
New Orleans

Chada

Mid-City · $ · Thai

Worth Trying
Pizza Delicious
New Orleans

Pizza Delicious

Bywater · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying
Shaya
New Orleans

Shaya

Uptown · $$ · Middle Eastern

Worth Trying
Cafe Malou
New Orleans

Cafe Malou

Uptown · $ · Cafe

Worth Trying
Chicken’s Kitchen
New Orleans

Chicken’s Kitchen

Harvey · $ · Soul Food

Worth Trying
Queen Trini Lisa
New Orleans

Queen Trini Lisa

Mid-City · $ · Caribbean

Worth Trying
Meril
New Orleans

Meril

Central Business District · $ · American

Worth Trying
Surrey's Café & Juice Bar
New Orleans

Surrey's Café & Juice Bar

Lower Garden District · $ · Creole

Worth Trying
Neyow's Creole Café
New Orleans

Neyow's Creole Café

Mid-City · $ · American

Worth Trying
MeMe's Bar & Grille
New Orleans

MeMe's Bar & Grille

Chalmette · $ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying
Jacques-Imo's
New Orleans

Jacques-Imo's

Uptown · $ · American

Worth Trying
N7
New Orleans

N7

Bywater · $$ · French

Worth Trying
Dr. Jones Restaurant
New Orleans

Dr. Jones Restaurant

Metairie · $ · American

Worth Trying
Thai'd Up Gentilly
New Orleans

Thai'd Up Gentilly

Mid-City · $ · Thai

Worth Trying
The Company Burger
New Orleans

The Company Burger

Freret · $ · Burgers

Worth Trying
Cafe Degas
New Orleans

Cafe Degas

Mid-City · $ · French

Worth Trying
Habibi Lebanese Grill
New Orleans

Habibi Lebanese Grill

Marigny · $ · Middle Eastern

Worth Trying
Bayona
New Orleans

Bayona

French Quarter · $$ · Creole

Worth Trying
The Joint
New Orleans

The Joint

Bywater · $ · Barbecue

Worth Trying
Dian Xin 2
New Orleans

Dian Xin 2

French Quarter · $ · Chinese

Worth Trying
Guy's Po-Boys
New Orleans

Guy's Po-Boys

Uptown · $ · American

Worth Trying
Vaucresson Creole Cafe & Deli
New Orleans

Vaucresson Creole Cafe & Deli

Seventh Ward · $ · Deli

Worth Trying
Tableau by Dickie Brennan & Co.
New Orleans

Tableau by Dickie Brennan & Co.

French Quarter · $$ · French

Worth Trying
Ralph's on the Park
New Orleans

Ralph's on the Park

Mid-City · $$ · Fine Dining

Worth Trying
Lilette
New Orleans

Lilette

Uptown · $$ · French

Worth Trying
Cane and Table
New Orleans

Cane and Table

French Quarter · $ · Cuban

Worth Trying
Mosquito Supper Club
New Orleans

Mosquito Supper Club

Uptown · $$ · Cajun

Worth Trying
TANA
New Orleans

TANA

Metairie · $$ · Ethiopian

Worth Trying
The Galley Seafood
New Orleans

The Galley Seafood

Metairie · $ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Rocky & Carlo's: Restaurant & Bar | Italian
New Orleans

Rocky & Carlo's: Restaurant & Bar | Italian

Chalmette · $ · Italian

Worth Trying
Bennachin
New Orleans

Bennachin

French Quarter · $ · African

Worth Trying
Sushi By Us
New Orleans

Sushi By Us

Central Business District · $$ · Sushi

Worth Trying
Cafe 615 Home of Da Wabbit
New Orleans

Cafe 615 Home of Da Wabbit

Gretna · $ · American

Worth Trying
Pluck Wine Bar & Restaurant
New Orleans

Pluck Wine Bar & Restaurant

Central Business District · $ · Wine Bar

Worth Trying
The Munch Factory
New Orleans

The Munch Factory

Mid-City · $ · Creole

Worth Trying
Austins Seafood & Steakhouse
New Orleans

Austins Seafood & Steakhouse

Metairie · $$ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying
Cafe Lynn
New Orleans

Cafe Lynn

Mandeville · $ · French

Worth Trying
LA 23 BBQ
New Orleans

LA 23 BBQ

Belle Chasse · $ · Barbecue

Worth Trying
Station 6
New Orleans

Station 6

Bucktown · $ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Yakuza House
New Orleans

Yakuza House

Metairie · $ · Japanese

Worth Trying
Mr. B's Bistro
New Orleans

Mr. B's Bistro

French Quarter · $$ · American

Worth Trying
St. Pizza
New Orleans

St. Pizza

Lower Garden District · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying
Loa Bar
New Orleans

Loa Bar

Central Business District · $ · Bar

Worth Trying
Afrodisiac Nola
New Orleans

Afrodisiac Nola

Gentilly · $ · American

Worth Trying
Jack Rose
New Orleans

Jack Rose

Central City · $$ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Origen Bistro
New Orleans

Origen Bistro

St. Claude · $ · Latin American

Worth Trying
The Vintage
New Orleans

The Vintage

Garden District · $ · Bakery

Worth Trying
Molly's Rise and Shine
New Orleans

Molly's Rise and Shine

Irish Channel · $ · American

Worth Trying
Restaurant R'evolution
New Orleans

Restaurant R'evolution

French Quarter · $$ · Cajun

Worth Trying
Chophouse New Orleans
New Orleans

Chophouse New Orleans

Central Business District · $$ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying
Salvo's Seafood
New Orleans

Salvo's Seafood

Belle Chasse · $ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Muriel's Jackson Square
New Orleans

Muriel's Jackson Square

French Quarter · $$ · Creole

Worth Trying
Fury's Restaurant
New Orleans

Fury's Restaurant

Metairie · $ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Bearcat CBD
New Orleans

Bearcat CBD

Central Business District · $ · American

Worth Trying
Chapter IV
New Orleans

Chapter IV

Central Business District · $ · Creole

Worth Trying
Luke
New Orleans

Luke

Central Business District · $ · American

Worth Trying
Port of Call
New Orleans

Port of Call

French Quarter · $ · Burgers

Worth Trying
Kira
New Orleans

Kira

Central Business District · $$ · Mediterranean

Worth Trying
R & O Restaurant and Catering
New Orleans

R & O Restaurant and Catering

Bucktown · $ · Italian

Worth Trying
Vyoone’s
New Orleans

Vyoone’s

Central Business District · $$ · French

Worth Trying
Russell's Marina Grill
New Orleans

Russell's Marina Grill

West End · $ · Diner

Worth Trying
Sneaky Pickle & Bar Brine
New Orleans

Sneaky Pickle & Bar Brine

Bywater · $ · Vegetarian

Worth Trying
Toast
New Orleans

Toast

Mid-City · $ · American

Worth Trying
Domenica
New Orleans

Domenica

Central Business District · $ · Italian

Worth Trying
Monday | Restaurant + Bar
New Orleans

Monday | Restaurant + Bar

Mid-City · $ · American

Worth Trying
Del Porto Ristorante
New Orleans

Del Porto Ristorante

Covington · $$ · Italian

Worth Trying
J & J Seafood
New Orleans

J & J Seafood

Gretna · $ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Mr. John's Steakhouse
New Orleans

Mr. John's Steakhouse

Central City · $$ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying
Cooter Brown's Tavern
New Orleans

Cooter Brown's Tavern

Carrollton · $ · Oyster Bar

Worth Trying
The Country Club
New Orleans

The Country Club

Bywater · $ · American

Worth Trying
Mena's Palace Restaurant
New Orleans

Mena's Palace Restaurant

French Quarter · $ · Southern

Worth Trying
Budsi’s Authentic Thai
New Orleans

Budsi’s Authentic Thai

Marigny · $ · Thai

Worth Trying
Bésame
New Orleans

Bésame

Central Business District · $ · Latin American

On the Radar
Plates Restaurant & Bar
New Orleans

Plates Restaurant & Bar

Lower Garden District · $ · American

On the Radar
Taqueria La Lucha
New Orleans

Taqueria La Lucha

Lower Garden District · $ · Tacos

On the Radar
Gautreau's Restaurant
New Orleans

Gautreau's Restaurant

Uptown · $$ · French

On the Radar
Sun Chong
New Orleans

Sun Chong

French Quarter · $ · Korean

On the Radar
zesty creole
New Orleans

zesty creole

Central Business District · $ · American

On the Radar
Beachbum Berry's Latitude 29
New Orleans

Beachbum Berry's Latitude 29

French Quarter · $ · Hawaiian

On the Radar
Lebanon Grill
New Orleans

Lebanon Grill

French Quarter · $ · Middle Eastern

On the Radar
Lux Cafe | Best Southern Cuisine
New Orleans

Lux Cafe | Best Southern Cuisine

Central Business District · $ · Brunch

On the Radar
Chi Chi’s
New Orleans

Chi Chi’s

Freret · $ · Korean

On the Radar
Hot Stuff
New Orleans

Hot Stuff

Carrollton · $ · Southern

On the Radar
Zhang Bistro
New Orleans

Zhang Bistro

French Quarter · $ · Asian

On the Radar
NOLA Poboys
New Orleans

NOLA Poboys

French Quarter · $ · Sandwiches

On the Radar
King Brasserie + Bar
New Orleans

King Brasserie + Bar

Warehouse District · $ · French

On the Radar
Morrow Steak
New Orleans

Morrow Steak

Central Business District · $ · Steakhouse

On the Radar
Thai Nola
New Orleans

Thai Nola

New Orleans East Area · $ · Thai

On the Radar
Saint John
New Orleans

Saint John

Warehouse District · $ · Creole

On the Radar
Irene's
New Orleans

Irene's

French Quarter · $$ · Italian

On the Radar
Jack Dempsey's Restaurant
New Orleans

Jack Dempsey's Restaurant

Bywater · $ · Seafood

On the Radar
Lilly's Café
New Orleans

Lilly's Café

Lower Garden District · $ · Vietnamese

On the Radar
Costera
New Orleans

Costera

Uptown · $$ · Spanish

On the Radar
Sylvain
New Orleans

Sylvain

French Quarter · $ · American

On the Radar
Stein's Market and Deli
New Orleans

Stein's Market and Deli

Irish Channel · $ · Deli

On the Radar
Sidecar Patio & Oyster Bar
New Orleans

Sidecar Patio & Oyster Bar

Lower Garden District · $ · Seafood

On the Radar
Central City BBQ
New Orleans

Central City BBQ

Central City · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
DISTRICT Donuts Sliders Brew
New Orleans

DISTRICT Donuts Sliders Brew

Irish Channel · $ · Breakfast

On the Radar
Messina's Runway Cafe
New Orleans

Messina's Runway Cafe

New Orleans East · $ · Creole

On the Radar
Seawitch Restaurant & Oyster Bar
New Orleans

Seawitch Restaurant & Oyster Bar

Lower Garden District · $ · Seafood

On the Radar
Espíritu
New Orleans

Espíritu

Central Business District · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Café Fleur De Lis - 301 Chartres
New Orleans

Café Fleur De Lis - 301 Chartres

French Quarter · $ · Breakfast

On the Radar
Doris Metropolitan New Orleans
New Orleans

Doris Metropolitan New Orleans

French Quarter · $$ · Steakhouse

On the Radar
Superior Seafood & Oyster Bar
New Orleans

Superior Seafood & Oyster Bar

Uptown · $ · Seafood

On the Radar
Nomiya
New Orleans

Nomiya

Uptown · $ · Japanese

On the Radar
The Bower
New Orleans

The Bower

Lower Garden District · $$ · American

On the Radar
AJ’s Jazzy Grill
New Orleans

AJ’s Jazzy Grill

Tremé · $ · Creole

On the Radar
The Verdict Lounge & Restaurant
New Orleans

The Verdict Lounge & Restaurant

New Orleans East Area · $ · American

On the Radar
Up&Adam Eatz
New Orleans

Up&Adam Eatz

Mid-City · $ · Breakfast

On the Radar
Deanie's Seafood Restaurant in the French Quarter
New Orleans

Deanie's Seafood Restaurant in the French Quarter

French Quarter · $ · Seafood

On the Radar
Elizabeth's
New Orleans

Elizabeth's

Bywater · $ · American

On the Radar
Two Tony's Restaurant
New Orleans

Two Tony's Restaurant

West End · $ · Italian

On the Radar
Cafe Sbisa
New Orleans

Cafe Sbisa

French Quarter · $ · American

On the Radar
Criollo Restaurant
New Orleans

Criollo Restaurant

French Quarter · $$ · American

On the Radar
Galatoire's
New Orleans

Galatoire's

French Quarter · $$ · American

Acme Oyster House
New Orleans

Acme Oyster House

Central Business District · $ · Seafood

Mother's Restaurant
New Orleans

Mother's Restaurant

Central Business District · $ · American

Oceana Grill
New Orleans

Oceana Grill

French Quarter · $ · Seafood

Arnaud's New Orleans
New Orleans

Arnaud's New Orleans

French Quarter · $$ · Fine Dining

The Court of Two Sisters
New Orleans

The Court of Two Sisters

French Quarter · $$ · American

Antoine's Restaurant
New Orleans

Antoine's Restaurant

French Quarter · $$ · French