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Where to Eat in Twin Cities

Every Twin Cities spot we’ve rated from Delicious as F*ck to Nope.

Minneapolis

Diane's Place

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Asian

Delicious as F*ck

Minneapolis

Bûcheron

Kingfield · $$ · French

Delicious as F*ck

Minneapolis

Oro by Nixta

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Mexican

Delicious as F*ck

Minneapolis

Vinai

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Thai

Delicious

Minneapolis

Hai Hai

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Southeast Asian

Delicious

Minneapolis

Spoon and Stable

North Loop · $$ · American

Delicious

Minneapolis

Gai Noi

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Thai

Delicious

Minneapolis

Kado no Mise

North Loop · $$ · Japanese

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Khâluna

Kingfield · $ · Lao

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Hola Arepa | Latin American

Lyn-Lake · $ · Venezuelan

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Demi

North Loop · $$ · American

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Asher's Bar & Grill

Uptown · $ · Bar & Grill

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Alma

Marcy-Holmes · $$ · American

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Myriel

Macalester - Groveland · $$ · Fine Dining

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Pizzeria Lola

Armatage · $ · Pizza

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Porzana

North Loop · $$ · Argentinian

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Bar La Grassa

North Loop · $$ · Pasta

Damn Good

Minneapolis

All Saints Restaurant

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · American

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Marty's Deli

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Deli

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Chimborazo

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Latin American

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Reverie Cafe + Bar

Powderhorn · $ · Vegan

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Estelle

Macalester - Groveland · $ · Mediterranean

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Tilia

Linden Hills · $ · American

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Mama Safia's Kitchen

Phillips · $ · African

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Martina

Linden Hills · $$ · Argentinian

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Manny's Steakhouse

Downtown Minneapolis · $$ · American

Damn Good

Minneapolis

Matt's Bar and Grill

Powderhorn · $ · Burgers

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

112 Eatery

North Loop · $$ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Al's Breakfast

Dinkytown · $ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Lito’s Burritos

Lyn-Lake · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Kramarczuk's Sausage Co.

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Deli

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

World Street Kitchen

Whittier · $ · Latin American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Bar Brava

Near North · $ · Wine Bar

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Francis Burger Joint

Longfellow · $ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

P.S. Steak

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Hyacinth

Summit Hill · $$ · Mediterranean

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Tenant Restaurant

Kingfield · $$ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Cossetta

West Seventh · $ · Italian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Black Market StP

West Side · $

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Herbst Eatery & Farm Stand

St. Anthony Park · $$ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Lulu EthioVegan Cuisine

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Ethiopian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

My Huong Kitchen | Vietnamese

Powderhorn · $ · Vietnamese

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Crasqui Restaurant

West Side · $ · Spanish

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Bole Ethiopian Cuisine

Como Park · $ · Ethiopian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Cheng Heng Restaurant

Summit-University · $ · Cambodian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Mucci's Italian

West Seventh · $ · Italian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Jade Dynasty Restaurant & Bar

Lyn-Lake · $ · Chinese

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

The Lexington

Summit Hill · $$ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Dario

North Loop · $$ · Italian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Baba's Hummus House & Mana'eesh Bakery

Lowry Hill East · $ · Middle Eastern

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Cecil's

Highland Park · $

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Jax Cafe

Northeast Minneapolis · $$ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Moscow on the Hill

Cathedral Hill · $ · Eastern European

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Wendy's House of Soul

Camden · $ · Soul Food

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Juche

Payne-Phalen · $ · Korean

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

ie - Italian Eatery

Nokomis · $$ · Italian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Quang Restaurant

Powderhorn · $ · Vietnamese

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Golden Thyme Restaurant & Bar

Summit-University · $ · Wings

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Meritage

Downtown St. Paul · $$ · French

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

El Tacotorro

Nokomis · $ · Tacos

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Lynette

Howe · $

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Pinoy Fusion

Frogtown · $ · Filipino

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Rosalia Pizza Linden Hills

Southwest Minneapolis · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Soul Lao

Highland Park · $ · Asian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Baldamar

Roseville · $$ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Maria's Cafe

Phillips · $ · Colombian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Red Wagon Pizza Company

Armatage · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Saffron Restaurant

Northeast Minneapolis · Persian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

On's Kitchen

Midway · $ · Thai

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Parlour

North Loop · $ · American

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Victor's 1959 Cafe

Kingfield · $ · Cuban

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Boludo

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Giulia

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Italian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Animales Barbeque Co.

Near North · $ · Barbecue

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Band Box Diner

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Diner

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Homi Restaurant

Summit-University · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

The Bungalow Club

Longfellow · $ · Italian

Worth Trying

Minneapolis

Tongue in Cheek

Payne-Phalen · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Stock & Bond MN

Downtown Minneapolis · $$ · Steakhouse

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Black Duck Spirits & Hearth

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Vegan

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Gus Gus

Merriam Park · $$

On the Radar

Minneapolis

iPho by Saigon

Summit-University · $ · Vietnamese

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Klassics Kitchen + Cocktails

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Soul Food

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Tullibee

North Loop · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Afro Deli & Grill: Minneapolis

Cedar-Riverside · $ · African

On the Radar

Minneapolis

The Camden Social

Camden · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

The Kenwood Restaurant

Kenwood · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Hen House Eatery

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Ono Hawaiian Plates North Loop

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Hawaiian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

The Butcher's Tale

Downtown Minneapolis · $$ · Fine Dining

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Colita

Southwest Minneapolis · $$ · Mexican

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Meet up noodle 碰个面

Powderhorn · $ · Chinese

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Black Sheep Coal Fired Pizza

North Loop · $ · Pizza

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Red Cow North Loop

North Loop · $ · Burgers

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Butcher & The Boar

North Loop · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Joan's in the Park

Highland Park · $ · Wine Bar

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Little Bird Delicatessen & Gelateria

Kingfield · $ · Deli

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Sanjusan

North Loop · $$ · Italian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Lumi Restaurant

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Mediterranean

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Vivir

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Mexican

On the Radar

Minneapolis

J.D. Hoyt's Supper Club

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Steakhouse

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Zelo

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Italian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Chloe

Downtown Minneapolis · $

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Red Rabbit Minneapolis

North Loop · $ · Pizza

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Hi-Lo Diner

Longfellow · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

DeGidio's Restaurant & Bar, St. Paul

West Seventh · $ · Italian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Mancini’s Char House

West Seventh · $ · Steakhouse

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Punch Pizza Northeast

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Pizza

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Cafe Yoto

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Japanese

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Uncle Franky's

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

La Tapatia

Roseville · $ · Mexican

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Travail Kitchen and Amusements

Robbinsdale · $$ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Gia

Southwest Minneapolis · $$ · Italian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Aster House

Northeast Minneapolis · $$ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Mill Valley Kitchen

St. Louis Park · $$ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

North Star Deli

Southwest Minneapolis · $ · Sandwiches

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Samarkand Restaurant

Plymouth · $ · Russian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

The Cabana Club

Northeast Minneapolis · $

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Two Mixed Up

North Loop · $

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Xelas by El Sazon

Stillwater · $ · Latin American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Gigi's Cafe

Uptown · $ · Bakery

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Aster Cafe

Northeast Minneapolis · $ · Sandwiches

On the Radar

Minneapolis

MINARI & The Pikok Lounge

Northeast Minneapolis · $$ · Asian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Sea Salt Eatery

Longfellow · $ · Seafood

On the Radar

Minneapolis

The Local - Minneapolis

Downtown Minneapolis · $ · Irish

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Blue Door Pub University

Southeast Como · $ · Burgers

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Bryant Lake Bowl and Theater

Lowry Hill East · $ · American

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Yarusso Bros Italian Restaurant

Payne-Phalen · $ · Italian

On the Radar

Minneapolis

Luna & The Bear - Kitchen & Libation House

Powderhorn · $ · American

On the Radar