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Where to Eat in Birmingham

Every Birmingham spot we’ve rated from Delicious as F*ck to Nope.

Automatic Seafood and Oysters
Birmingham

Automatic Seafood and Oysters

Lakeview District · $$ · Seafood

Delicious as F*ck
Bayonet
Birmingham

Bayonet

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · Seafood

Delicious
Bottega
Birmingham

Bottega

Five Points South · $$ · Italian

Delicious
La Fête
Birmingham

La Fête

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · French

Delicious
Pizza Grace
Birmingham

Pizza Grace

Downtown Birmingham · $ · Pizza

Delicious
Helen
Birmingham

Helen

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · American

Delicious
OvenBird
Birmingham

OvenBird

Lakeview District · $ · American

Delicious
Chez Fonfon
Birmingham

Chez Fonfon

Five Points South · $$ · French

Delicious
Hot and Hot Fish Club
Birmingham

Hot and Hot Fish Club

Lakeview District · $ · American

Damn Good
Current Charcoal Grill
Birmingham

Current Charcoal Grill

Five Points South · $$ · Bar & Grill

Damn Good
Rêve
Birmingham

Rêve

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · French

Damn Good
Johnny's Restaurant
Birmingham

Johnny's Restaurant

Homewood · $ · American

Damn Good
Trattoria Zaza
Birmingham

Trattoria Zaza

Downtown Birmingham · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying
Adiõs
Birmingham

Adiõs

Downtown Birmingham · $ · Bar

Worth Trying
Saw’s BBQ – Southside
Birmingham

Saw’s BBQ – Southside

Five Points South · $ · Barbecue

Worth Trying
Yo' Mama's
Birmingham

Yo' Mama's

Downtown Birmingham · $ · American

Worth Trying
Blue Pacific at Hoover Food Mart
Birmingham

Blue Pacific at Hoover Food Mart

Hoover · $ · Thai

Worth Trying
CHOP N FRESH
Birmingham

CHOP N FRESH

Mountain Brook · $ · Chicken

Worth Trying
The Rougaroux - Forest Park
Birmingham

The Rougaroux - Forest Park

Avondale · $ · Cajun

Worth Trying
Galley & Garden
Birmingham

Galley & Garden

Five Points South · $$ · Fine Dining

Worth Trying
Niki's West
Birmingham

Niki's West

Acipco-Finley · $ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Blueprint on 3rd
Birmingham

Blueprint on 3rd

Lakeview District · $$ · American

Worth Trying
City Bowls Downtown-Birmingham
Birmingham

City Bowls Downtown-Birmingham

Five Points South · $ · Vegetarian

Worth Trying
Gus's Hot Dogs
Birmingham

Gus's Hot Dogs

Downtown Birmingham · $ · American

Worth Trying
El Barrio - Downtown Birmingham
Birmingham

El Barrio - Downtown Birmingham

Downtown Birmingham · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying
Falafel Café
Birmingham

Falafel Café

Five Points South · $ · Mediterranean

Worth Trying
SoHo Standard
Birmingham

SoHo Standard

Homewood · $ · American

Worth Trying
The Mustard Club
Birmingham

The Mustard Club

Lakeview District · $

Worth Trying
Ruby Sunshine
Birmingham

Ruby Sunshine

Homewood · $ · Brunch

Worth Trying
Cafe Dupont
Birmingham

Cafe Dupont

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · American

Worth Trying
The Essential
Birmingham

The Essential

Downtown Birmingham · $ · American

Worth Trying
Wooden City Birmingham
Birmingham

Wooden City Birmingham

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · American

On the Radar
Big Bad Breakfast
Birmingham

Big Bad Breakfast

Hoover · $ · Breakfast

On the Radar
Foodbar
Birmingham

Foodbar

Vestavia Hills · $ · American

On the Radar
Bistro Two Eighteen
Birmingham

Bistro Two Eighteen

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · American

On the Radar
Bistro V
Birmingham

Bistro V

Vestavia Hills · $$ · Seafood

On the Radar
Dyron’s Lowcountry
Birmingham

Dyron’s Lowcountry

Mountain Brook · $ · Seafood

On the Radar
Troup's Pizza
Birmingham

Troup's Pizza

Vestavia Hills · $ · Pizza

On the Radar
The Olive Branch Mediterranean Cuisine
Birmingham

The Olive Branch Mediterranean Cuisine

Vestavia Hills · $ · Mediterranean

On the Radar
Epice Birmingham
Birmingham

Epice Birmingham

Southside · $ · Mediterranean

On the Radar
SoHo Social
Birmingham

SoHo Social

Homewood · $ · Bar & Grill

On the Radar
Yum Yai Street Thai
Birmingham

Yum Yai Street Thai

Hoover · $ · Thai

On the Radar
Zad Mediterranean Cuisine
Birmingham

Zad Mediterranean Cuisine

Hoover · $ · Mediterranean

On the Radar
SAW’s Soul Kitchen
Birmingham

SAW’s Soul Kitchen

Avondale · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Ampersandwich Avondale
Birmingham

Ampersandwich Avondale

Avondale · $ · Sandwiches

On the Radar
Nori Thai and Sushi
Birmingham

Nori Thai and Sushi

Overton · $ · Thai

On the Radar
Taziki's Mediterranean Cafe - Alabaster
Birmingham

Taziki's Mediterranean Cafe - Alabaster

Alabaster · $ · Mediterranean

On the Radar
Giuseppe's Cafe
Birmingham

Giuseppe's Cafe

Five Points South · $ · Italian

On the Radar
SAW’s Juke Joint
Birmingham

SAW’s Juke Joint

Mountain Brook · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Bawarchi Indian Cuisine
Birmingham

Bawarchi Indian Cuisine

Hoover · $ · Indian

On the Radar
Bettola
Birmingham

Bettola

Lakeview District · $ · Italian

On the Radar
Bright Star Restaurant
Birmingham

Bright Star Restaurant

Bessemer · $ · Greek

On the Radar
Gianmarco's Restaurant
Birmingham

Gianmarco's Restaurant

Homewood · $$ · Italian

On the Radar
Bamboo on 2nd
Birmingham

Bamboo on 2nd

Downtown Birmingham · $ · Asian

On the Radar
Bocca Ristorante
Birmingham

Bocca Ristorante

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · Italian

On the Radar
Burning Tree Smokehouse
Birmingham

Burning Tree Smokehouse

Lakeview District · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Cayo Coco Rum Bar & Restaurant
Birmingham

Cayo Coco Rum Bar & Restaurant

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · Caribbean

On the Radar
Salem's Diner
Birmingham

Salem's Diner

Homewood · $ · Diner

On the Radar
SLIDE Cafe
Birmingham

SLIDE Cafe

Five Points South · $ · Cafe

On the Radar
Chez Lulu
Birmingham

Chez Lulu

Mountain Brook · $ · French

On the Radar
Ocean Restaurant
Birmingham

Ocean Restaurant

Five Points South · $$ · Seafood

On the Radar
Amore Ristorante Italiano
Birmingham

Amore Ristorante Italiano

US-280 Corridor · $$ · Italian

On the Radar
Ashley Mac's Kitchen
Birmingham

Ashley Mac's Kitchen

Homewood · American

On the Radar
Bayt Al-Yemen
Birmingham

Bayt Al-Yemen

Homewood · $ · Middle Eastern

On the Radar
Birmingham Wings & Waffles
Birmingham

Birmingham Wings & Waffles

Avondale · $ · Chicken

On the Radar
Curry Up Now - Indian Restaurant and Catering
Birmingham

Curry Up Now - Indian Restaurant and Catering

Five Points South · $ · Indian

On the Radar
High Dive HiFi Lounge
Birmingham

High Dive HiFi Lounge

Lakeview District · $ · Bar

On the Radar
Johin'na
Birmingham

Johin'na

Downtown Birmingham · $$ · Japanese

On the Radar
Locanda Brasato
Birmingham

Locanda Brasato

Mountain Brook · Italian

On the Radar
Los Valedores Restaurant
Birmingham

Los Valedores Restaurant

Homewood · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
O’ Taste & See
Birmingham

O’ Taste & See

Crestwood · $

On the Radar
Ranelli's | Deli & Cafe
Birmingham

Ranelli's | Deli & Cafe

Five Points South · $ · Deli

On the Radar
Salud Taqueria
Birmingham

Salud Taqueria

Downtown Birmingham · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Sam's Super Samwiches
Birmingham

Sam's Super Samwiches

Homewood · $ · Sandwiches

On the Radar
The Great Greek Mediterranean Grill - Vestavia Hills, AL
Birmingham

The Great Greek Mediterranean Grill - Vestavia Hills, AL

Vestavia Hills · $ · Greek

On the Radar
T-Bone's Authentic Philly Style Cheesesteaks And Hoagies
Birmingham

T-Bone's Authentic Philly Style Cheesesteaks And Hoagies

Five Points South · $ · Sandwiches

On the Radar
Makarios Kabobs & Grill
Birmingham

Makarios Kabobs & Grill

Five Points South · $ · Mediterranean

On the Radar
Eagle’s Restaurant
Birmingham

Eagle’s Restaurant

Acipco-Finley · $ · Soul Food

On the Radar
Archie's Bar-B-Q & Burgers
Birmingham

Archie's Bar-B-Q & Burgers

Hoover · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Taziki's Mediterranean Cafe - Med Center
Birmingham

Taziki's Mediterranean Cafe - Med Center

Five Points South · $ · Mediterranean

On the Radar
Abhi Eatery and Bar (Mountain Brook)
Birmingham

Abhi Eatery and Bar (Mountain Brook)

Mountain Brook · $ · Asian

On the Radar
Carlile’s BBQ
Birmingham

Carlile’s BBQ

Avondale · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Cedar House Cafeteria
Birmingham

Cedar House Cafeteria

Tarrant · $ · American

On the Radar