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Where to Eat in Napa Valley

Every Napa Valley spot we’ve rated from Delicious as F*ck to Nope.

The French Laundry
Napa Valley

The French Laundry

Yountville · $$ · French

Delicious as F*ck
Auro
Napa Valley

Auro

Calistoga · $$ · Fine Dining

Delicious as F*ck
PRESS Restaurant
Napa Valley

PRESS Restaurant

St. Helena · $$ · American

Delicious as F*ck
El Molino Central
Napa Valley

El Molino Central

Sonoma · $ · Mexican

Damn Good
The Charter Oak Restaurant
Napa Valley

The Charter Oak Restaurant

St. Helena · $$ · American

Damn Good
Glen Ellen Star
Napa Valley

Glen Ellen Star

Glen Ellen · $ · American

Damn Good
Stockhome
Napa Valley

Stockhome

Petaluma · $ · Fine Dining

Damn Good
Kenzo
Napa Valley

Kenzo

Napa · $$ · Japanese

Damn Good
Ciccio
Napa Valley

Ciccio

Yountville · $$ · Italian

Damn Good
Mustards Grill
Napa Valley

Mustards Grill

Napa · $$ · American

Damn Good
Farmstead at Long Meadow Ranch
Napa Valley

Farmstead at Long Meadow Ranch

St. Helena · $$ · American

Damn Good
Ad Hoc
Napa Valley

Ad Hoc

Yountville · $$ · American

Damn Good
Bouchon Bistro
Napa Valley

Bouchon Bistro

Yountville · $ · French

Damn Good
The Restaurant at North Block
Napa Valley

The Restaurant at North Block

Yountville · American

Damn Good
CROCCANTE ARTISAN PIZZA
Napa Valley

CROCCANTE ARTISAN PIZZA

Napa · $ · Pizza

Damn Good
Hop Creek Pub
Napa Valley

Hop Creek Pub

Napa · $ · Gastropub

Damn Good
Stateline Road Smokehouse
Napa Valley

Stateline Road Smokehouse

Napa · $ · Barbecue

Damn Good
Annie’s Lunch Box
Napa Valley

Annie’s Lunch Box

Napa · $ · Deli

Worth Trying
Clif Family Bruschetteria Food Truck
Napa Valley

Clif Family Bruschetteria Food Truck

St. Helena · $ · Italian

Worth Trying
Forum at Meadowood
Napa Valley

Forum at Meadowood

St. Helena · $$ · American

Worth Trying
Bistro Don Giovanni
Napa Valley

Bistro Don Giovanni

Napa · $$ · Italian

Worth Trying
Pizzeria Picco
Napa Valley

Pizzeria Picco

Larkspur · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying
Cole's Chop House
Napa Valley

Cole's Chop House

Napa · $$ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying
Hog Island Oyster Co
Napa Valley

Hog Island Oyster Co

Napa · $ · Seafood

Worth Trying
Genova Delicatessen
Napa Valley

Genova Delicatessen

Napa · $ · Deli

Worth Trying
Gillwoods Cafe
Napa Valley

Gillwoods Cafe

St. Helena · $ · American

Worth Trying
Scala Osteria & Bar
Napa Valley

Scala Osteria & Bar

Napa · $$ · Italian

Worth Trying
Small World Restaurant
Napa Valley

Small World Restaurant

Napa · $ · Middle Eastern

Worth Trying
The Dutch Door
Napa Valley

The Dutch Door

Napa · $

Worth Trying
Bar Bocce
Napa Valley

Bar Bocce

Sausalito · $ · Pizza

Worth Trying
Buckeye Roadhouse
Napa Valley

Buckeye Roadhouse

Mill Valley · $ · American

Worth Trying
Nick's Cove
Napa Valley

Nick's Cove

Marshall · Seafood

Worth Trying
Bungalow 44
Napa Valley

Bungalow 44

Mill Valley · $$ · American

Worth Trying
Estero Cafe
Napa Valley

Estero Cafe

Valley Ford · $ · American

Worth Trying
Piazza D'Angelo
Napa Valley

Piazza D'Angelo

Mill Valley · $ · Italian

Worth Trying
Bounty Hunter Wine Bar & Smokin' BBQ
Napa Valley

Bounty Hunter Wine Bar & Smokin' BBQ

Napa · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Carabao
Napa Valley

Carabao

Napa · $ · Filipino

On the Radar
Pizzeria Tra Vigne
Napa Valley

Pizzeria Tra Vigne

St. Helena · $ · Pizza

On the Radar
BOA Steakhouse Napa Valley
Napa Valley

BOA Steakhouse Napa Valley

Napa · $$ · Steakhouse

On the Radar
Contimo Provisions
Napa Valley

Contimo Provisions

Napa · $ · Sandwiches

On the Radar
Cook St. Helena
Napa Valley

Cook St. Helena

St. Helena · $$ · Italian

On the Radar
Fogão Gaúcho Brazilian Steakhouse - Vacaville
Napa Valley

Fogão Gaúcho Brazilian Steakhouse - Vacaville

Vacaville · Steakhouse

On the Radar
Joella's Deli Food Cart
Napa Valley

Joella's Deli Food Cart

Napa · $ · Deli

On the Radar
Los Agaves Napa
Napa Valley

Los Agaves Napa

Napa · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Ray Ray's Tacos
Napa Valley

Ray Ray's Tacos

St. Helena · $ · Tacos

On the Radar
The Waterfront Seafood Grill
Napa Valley

The Waterfront Seafood Grill

Napa · $$ · Seafood

On the Radar
Gott's St. Helena
Napa Valley

Gott's St. Helena

St. Helena · $ · American

On the Radar
Bistro Jeanty
Napa Valley

Bistro Jeanty

Yountville · $$ · French

On the Radar
Rutherford Grill
Napa Valley

Rutherford Grill

Rutherford · $ · American

On the Radar
La Cheve Bakery and Brews
Napa Valley

La Cheve Bakery and Brews

Napa · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Bear
Napa Valley

Bear

Napa · $$ · American

On the Radar
Brasswood Bar + Kitchen
Napa Valley

Brasswood Bar + Kitchen

St. Helena · $ · American

On the Radar
Foodshed Take Away
Napa Valley

Foodshed Take Away

Napa · $ · Italian

On the Radar
Gatehouse Restaurant
Napa Valley

Gatehouse Restaurant

St. Helena · $$ · American

On the Radar
Guigni’s Deli
Napa Valley

Guigni’s Deli

St. Helena · $ · Deli

On the Radar
Market Restaurant
Napa Valley

Market Restaurant

St. Helena · $ · American

On the Radar
Pasta Prego
Napa Valley

Pasta Prego

Napa · $ · Italian

On the Radar
Red Rock Café
Napa Valley

Red Rock Café

Napa · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Solbar
Napa Valley

Solbar

Calistoga · $$ · American

On the Radar
Tacos el Muchacho Alegre (Happy Boy)
Napa Valley

Tacos el Muchacho Alegre (Happy Boy)

Napa · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Yak and Yeti Restaurant and Bar
Napa Valley

Yak and Yeti Restaurant and Bar

Napa · $ · Indian

On the Radar
Gott's Napa
Napa Valley

Gott's Napa

Napa · $ · American

On the Radar
Angele Restaurant & Bar
Napa Valley

Angele Restaurant & Bar

Napa · $$ · French

On the Radar
Charlie's Napa Valley
Napa Valley

Charlie's Napa Valley

St. Helena · $$ · American

On the Radar
Honor Market
Napa Valley

Honor Market

Yountville

On the Radar
Kitchen Door Restaurant
Napa Valley

Kitchen Door Restaurant

Napa · $ · American

On the Radar
Napa Valley Bistro
Napa Valley

Napa Valley Bistro

Napa · $ · American

On the Radar
TaconHambre
Napa Valley

TaconHambre

American Canyon · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Tacos Garcia
Napa Valley

Tacos Garcia

Yountville · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
TORC
Napa Valley

TORC

Napa · $$ · American

On the Radar
Bottega Napa Valley
Napa Valley

Bottega Napa Valley

Yountville · $$ · Italian