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Where to Eat in San Antonio

Every San Antonio spot we’ve rated from Delicious as F*ck to Nope.

Mixtli
San Antonio

Mixtli

Southtown · $$ · Mexican

Delicious as F*ck
Isidore
San Antonio

Isidore

Tobin Hill · $$ · American

Delicious as F*ck
Nicosi
San Antonio

Nicosi

Tobin Hill · $$ · Fine Dining

Delicious as F*ck
Burnt Bean Company
San Antonio

Burnt Bean Company

Seguin · $ · Barbecue

Delicious
Cullum’s Attaboy
San Antonio

Cullum’s Attaboy

Tobin Hill · $ · American

Delicious
The Jerk Shack
San Antonio

The Jerk Shack

West Side · $ · Caribbean

Delicious
Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery
San Antonio

Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery

Tobin Hill · $ · American

Delicious
Ladino
San Antonio

Ladino

Tobin Hill · $ · Mediterranean

Delicious
Leche de Tigre Cebicheria Peruana
San Antonio

Leche de Tigre Cebicheria Peruana

Downtown · $ · Seafood

Delicious
Signature Restaurant
San Antonio

Signature Restaurant

Northwest Side · $$ · French

Damn Good
Reese Bros Barbecue
San Antonio

Reese Bros Barbecue

Eastside · $ · Barbecue

Damn Good
Mezquite
San Antonio

Mezquite

Tobin Hill · $ · Tacos

Damn Good
Garcia's Mexican Food To Go
San Antonio

Garcia's Mexican Food To Go

Tobin Hill · $ · Mexican

Damn Good
2M Smokehouse
San Antonio

2M Smokehouse

South Side · $$ · Barbecue

Damn Good
Little Em's Oyster Bar
San Antonio

Little Em's Oyster Bar

Southtown · Oyster Bar

Damn Good
The Barbecue Station
San Antonio

The Barbecue Station

North Central · $ · Barbecue

Damn Good
The Magpie
San Antonio

The Magpie

Eastside · $$ · American

Damn Good
Best Quality Daughter
San Antonio

Best Quality Daughter

Tobin Hill · $ · Fusion

Damn Good
Clementine
San Antonio

Clementine

Castle Hills · $$ · American

Damn Good
Anacacho Coffee & Cantina
San Antonio

Anacacho Coffee & Cantina

Downtown · $ · Cafe

Damn Good
Esencia
San Antonio

Esencia

Downtown · Latin American

Damn Good
Bliss Restaurant
San Antonio

Bliss Restaurant

Southtown · $$ · American

Damn Good
Curry Boys BBQ
San Antonio

Curry Boys BBQ

St. Mary's Strip · $ · Barbecue

Worth Trying
Naco Mexican Grayson
San Antonio

Naco Mexican Grayson

Tobin Hill · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying
King William Wine Company
San Antonio

King William Wine Company

Southtown · $$ · Fine Dining

Worth Trying
Max’s Sister
San Antonio

Max’s Sister

North Central · $$ · American

Worth Trying
Selda Mediterranean Kitchen & Bar - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio

Selda Mediterranean Kitchen & Bar - San Antonio, TX

Northwest Side · $ · Turkish

Worth Trying
Los Azulejos Restaurant
San Antonio

Los Azulejos Restaurant

Castle Hills · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying
Maria Bonita Restaurant
San Antonio

Maria Bonita Restaurant

Northwest Side · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying
Brasserie Mon Chou Chou
San Antonio

Brasserie Mon Chou Chou

Tobin Hill · $ · French

Worth Trying
Postino South Broadway
San Antonio

Postino South Broadway

Pearl · $ · Wine Bar

Worth Trying
Ida Claire
San Antonio

Ida Claire

North Central · $ · American

Worth Trying
Petit Coquin
San Antonio

Petit Coquin

Southtown · $$ · Bistro

Worth Trying
Domingo Restaurant
San Antonio

Domingo Restaurant

Downtown · $ · Latin American

Worth Trying
Tlahco Mexican Kitchen
San Antonio

Tlahco Mexican Kitchen

North Central · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying
Chef's Table SA TX Turkish Mediterranean Grill - Babcock Rd.
San Antonio

Chef's Table SA TX Turkish Mediterranean Grill - Babcock Rd.

Northwest Side · $ · Mediterranean

Worth Trying
Tokyo Cowboy
San Antonio

Tokyo Cowboy

Downtown · $$ · Japanese

Worth Trying
Outlaw Kitchens
San Antonio

Outlaw Kitchens

Tobin Hill · $ · American

Worth Trying
Tinto Y Tapas Restaurant & Latin Jazz Lounge
San Antonio

Tinto Y Tapas Restaurant & Latin Jazz Lounge

North Central · $ · Tapas

Worth Trying
Pinkerton's Barbecue
San Antonio

Pinkerton's Barbecue

Downtown · $ · Barbecue

Worth Trying
Bilia Eatery
San Antonio

Bilia Eatery

Castle Hills · $ · Cuban

Worth Trying
Alamo Biscuit Company & Panaderia River walk
San Antonio

Alamo Biscuit Company & Panaderia River walk

Downtown · $ · Breakfast

Worth Trying
Bohanan's Prime Steaks and Seafood
San Antonio

Bohanan's Prime Steaks and Seafood

Downtown · $$ · Steakhouse

Worth Trying
La Frite Belgian Bistro
San Antonio

La Frite Belgian Bistro

Southtown · $ · Fine Dining

Worth Trying
Ro-Ho Pork & Bread - Tortas Ahogadas
San Antonio

Ro-Ho Pork & Bread - Tortas Ahogadas

North Central · $ · Mexican

Worth Trying
Tucker's Italian
San Antonio

Tucker's Italian

Eastside · $ · Italian

Worth Trying
Hyderabadi Spicy Matka - Indian Restaurant - San Antonio
San Antonio

Hyderabadi Spicy Matka - Indian Restaurant - San Antonio

West Side · $ · Indian

Worth Trying
Bobbie's Southern Kitchen
San Antonio

Bobbie's Southern Kitchen

South Side · Breakfast

Worth Trying
Con Huevos Tacos
San Antonio

Con Huevos Tacos

Eastside · $ · Tacos

Worth Trying
Flying Tiger Thai Restaurant
San Antonio

Flying Tiger Thai Restaurant

Castle Hills · $ · Thai

Worth Trying
Chika - Omakase
San Antonio

Chika - Omakase

Tobin Hill · $$ · Sushi

Worth Trying
Max and Louie's New York Diner
San Antonio

Max and Louie's New York Diner

North Central · $ · Diner

Worth Trying
NONNA Osteria - Downtown
San Antonio

NONNA Osteria - Downtown

Downtown San Antonio · $$ · Italian

Worth Trying
Pancake Joe's
San Antonio

Pancake Joe's

Northwest Side · $ · Breakfast

Worth Trying
Pumpers
San Antonio

Pumpers

Downtown · $ · Burgers

Worth Trying
El Chunky
San Antonio

El Chunky

South Side · $ · Hot Dogs

Worth Trying
Dean's Steak & Seafood
San Antonio

Dean's Steak & Seafood

Downtown San Antonio · $$ · Fine Dining

On the Radar
Bar Loretta
San Antonio

Bar Loretta

Southtown · $ · Bar

On the Radar
Teka Molino
San Antonio

Teka Molino

Pearl · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Taquitos West Avenue
San Antonio

Taquitos West Avenue

Northwest Side · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Carnitas Don Raúl
San Antonio

Carnitas Don Raúl

Downtown · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
South Barbecue
San Antonio

South Barbecue

Monte Vista · $ · Barbecue

On the Radar
Battalion
San Antonio

Battalion

Downtown · $$ · Italian

On the Radar
Mr Juicy
San Antonio

Mr Juicy

Tobin Hill · $ · Burgers

On the Radar
High Street Wine Co.
San Antonio

High Street Wine Co.

Tobin Hill · $ · Wine Bar

On the Radar
Biga - San Antonio Riverwalk Restaurant
San Antonio

Biga - San Antonio Riverwalk Restaurant

Downtown · $$ · American

On the Radar
Papi's Barbacoa And Bakery
San Antonio

Papi's Barbacoa And Bakery

Northwest Side · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Ping's Sichuan Kitchen
San Antonio

Ping's Sichuan Kitchen

North Central · $ · Chinese

On the Radar
Rios Barbacoa
San Antonio

Rios Barbacoa

Northwest Side · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Pete's Tako House
San Antonio

Pete's Tako House

Downtown · $ · Tex-Mex

On the Radar
Chris Madrids
San Antonio

Chris Madrids

Tobin Hill · $ · Burgers

On the Radar
Supper
San Antonio

Supper

Tobin Hill · $$ · American

On the Radar
Fife and Farro
San Antonio

Fife and Farro

Tobin Hill · $ · Pizza

On the Radar
Martinez Barbacoa Y Tamales
San Antonio

Martinez Barbacoa Y Tamales

Tobin Hill · $ · Mexican

On the Radar
Boudro's on the Riverwalk
San Antonio

Boudro's on the Riverwalk

Downtown · $$ · Bistro