The Nope List

The Nope List

One place we won't send you. Seattle's board runs 569 spots deep.

Seattle
July 15, 2026
Ivar's Acres of Clams made the list, and it's the only one. Downtown Seattle, seafood, $$ — the kind of spot that pulls a crowd on reputation alone. Not the worst meal in the city, just not worth the table. You've probably been. You know.