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The brutally honest guide to eating well.
My mother-in-law prays for us.
Say the whole thing. It will make you feel better.
Delicious as f*ck.
Nope. We don't do participation trophies.
Delicious as f*ck. Condensed guide to eating well.
Go confess. Your preacher is a regular.
Did we make you blush? It's just food porn.
DAF for short. Your mom still knows what it means.
Your therapist made the reservation.
Whisper the name. We won't judge you.

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